meanplastic:

'my new year's resolution is to start working out'

absolutcute:

i want to look like an arctic monkeys song

"She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us."

porcelain-horse-horselain:

 Not a god damn thing.

porcelain-horse-horselain:

 Not a god damn thing.

tatted-clifford:

"Talk dirty to me"

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tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

eagledaggerrosepanther:

Ryan Jacob Smith, Anatomy Tattoo Portland
@ryanjacobsmith

eagledaggerrosepanther:

Ryan Jacob Smith, Anatomy Tattoo Portland

@ryanjacobsmith

jfc this dress is beautiful

jfc this dress is beautiful

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

michaxl:

haha ok “friend” where were u when i uploaded a selfie